my name is liam

Yo, I’m da man they call Liam. You ain’t been privvy to my mug yet but now that I’m outta the joint, we got some catching up to do, you and me.

I came into this world kicking and screaming like everyone else. It was a dark and stormy night. No, scratch that; It was actually pretty peaceful and mild until I put my breakout plan in action. It was the 15th of August, 2009 at 01:28 hours. The lights were low, there was an incredible release, some pain, then great joy. I was free!

Come on over and love me, sweet cheeks! All 4.35 kilograms of me — that’s 9 pounds, 9 ounces if you haven’t heard of the metric system, got me? Don’t mind that I’m staring at your knees; I’m only 54 centimetres tall. We can have a nice, long chat; Maybe go for a walk on the beach, then really get the party started.

 Get a load of me and my 9 pounds 9 ounces of lovin'

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